"Big Dong" is a film from somewhere - it's not exactly clear from what country it originates. Kooky Hijinks, Wacky Fun, Slapstick Violence - "Big. Big Dong missiles are the concern of Chairman Mullins of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. An expert on the typo dong missile program, the Admiral in Afghanistan. All I Want for Christmas (Is a Great Big Dong). By Ivor Biggun. • 1 song, Play on Spotify. 1. All I Want for Christmas (Is a Great Big Dong).